Where Are All the Men?

Where are all the men at? The ones you see in movies and on TV? You know, the ones who see you struggling with the sofa you are woman-handling up the flight of steps into your new house, and they walk over and offer to help. The ones you later invite to go out to dinner to thank them for what they did to help you, and they take you up on it, and you become close friends, and two years later decide to marry and have children. Where are they? You know, the ones who after ten years of marriage have an affair with their secretary or the waitress at the diner where they go for out-of-the-office meetings, or the girl at the bar where they stop off and have a drink after work to ease out of the work mode. Where are they? You know, the ones who catch some horrible sexually transmitted disease from the person they had the affair with and bring it home to you, and you find out six month's later when your pap smear is abnormal. Where are they? Where are all the men at?

Well, wherever they are, they can stay there. Mac 9/2007 - A "Sex and the City" Momentary Lapse of Insanity Commentary on Self-Responsibility and Self-Preservation. Thank God I'm in Recovery! Are You?